Theoretical question for all those in the Glasgow goldfish bowl..?
Monday, August 25th, 2008When Celtic were in the UEFA Cup final a few year ago I was working behind the bar in a wee local at the time. The pub had aboot 40-50 boys in it all shouting on Celtic - obviously. Well aboot 10 minutes fae the final whistle this guy walks in, pished oot his tree - pint o lager he says - stands at the bar, drinks his pint and watches the rest o the game. Porto almost scored at the end and while everybody breathed a huge sigh of relief that they never, here’s this boy jumpin aboot wi his head in his hands goin “fuk sake how did ya miss”. He must have a bet on the game I thought? Na. Abdy in the pub starts shouting fuk off and booin him n that, fuk off if yer no supporting Celtic like. I swear to God what he did next is true…he unzipped his trackie top to unveil a Rangers top, starts jumping up n down and shouts “We Are The People”. Fuckin mayhem i’m tellin ya. Bear in mind this guy was on his own, what a fuckin idiot. I dinna ken what happened to the boy but 3 big angry men wearing stripey t-shirts kindly volunteered to remove him from the premises. I never seen any of them again so I’ll never know what happened but I reckon he would probably get a score of 8.5 (brain damage) out of 10. True story.